NC (vo): We open with every early 2000s credit sequence with blurry close-ups of things.Yay! You're every kid who laid his head on the desk and held his eraser to his eye!.as we see the director is the writer of The Empire Strikes Back and The Force Awakens (Lawrence Kasdan). NC (vo): So let's take a look at what obviously came out of somebody's ass.

But I don't think you can do that when 'shit-weasel' is the name that's being thrown around. NC (vo): King said in an interview that he wanted to do for the toilet what Psycho did for the shower. You may laugh at me calling them that, but that's the official term even the movie gives them!Ĭolonel Abraham Curtis: What about the shit-weasels? NC (vo): Because apparently, there's nothing more terrifying than shit-weasels. (A scene from a movie showing Bill Pullman making a disgusted sound is shown. NC (vo): This is the film everyone remembers specifically for one reason: It has monsters that explode out of your ass. (A scene showing an alien coming out of a person's butt (the butt is censored by an image of King's face) is shown) This was the first book King wrote after his nearly fatal car accident in 1999. (The movie's logo is shown, before showing the movie's clips) (The poster with the real title is briefly shown) I mean.The Story Where Aliens Come Out of People's Butts. The Story Where Aliens Come Out of People's Butts! (The poster of the movie is briefly shown with NC's title) I mean, Dreamcatcher. So, let's keep the Nostalgia-Ween tradition going by looking at his 2003 film. NC (vo): Sometimes, I feel bad picking on this guy's worst work, but his worst work is clearly having so much fun being his worst work that, in the end, everybody's having a good time. Footage of Stephen King's adaptations ( IT, The Tommyknockers, The Langoliers, The Shining Mini-Series, Children of the Corn) NC reviewed before are shown as NC speaks) (Stephen King is shown bobbing his head near the background of a children's castle as children cheer and the logo 'Stephen King Time!' is shown. (Gasps and smiles) IT'S STEPHEN KING TIME!

(Sniffs the wine) And a.soupcon of something really stupid trying to come across as scary but instead coming across as really stupid. (Sniffs the wine) A hint of.one-dimensional villains and/or rednecks. (Suddenly notices a glass of wine, while Beethoven's 'Fur Elise' plays) Why, what is this? (Sniffs the wine) I'm getting.anti-religious commentary. (The 2016 Nostalgia-Ween opening plays, before showing NC, wearing his Nostalgia-Ween shirt, in his room)

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